Monday, March 12, 2018

Movie Review: The Elf (2017)

Just as I was about to give up on seeing anything new, horror-wise, for Christmas I found a gift waiting for me in my e-mail, a screener for the new horror film The Elf (2017). I was pretty stoked when I found this screener so I threw it on and quickly settled in for some Xmas horror and horror was exactly what I got...

The Elf is a horror film with a ninety-minute runtime that was written and directed by Justin Price. It's rated NR (not rated) but has violence and language. As far as the story goes, Nick just inherited an old toy shop and as he's looking around it, he finds a cursed elf doll sealed inside a chest with a naughty list of his family's names on it. Soon, Nick discovers that the elf was an evil conduit meant to unleash a supernatural killing spree during Christmas holidays, by whoever set it free.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Movie Review: The Lullaby (2018)

Well, thanks to Uncorkd'd Entertainment I got to screen a film that's coming out March 2, 2018, called The Lullaby, which is a South African psychological horror film. I gotta say when I read the description of the movie I wasn't sure what I was in for. It sounded like it could be either really good or be a complete bust. However, between the story and the cast, The Lullaby turned out to be really good and the story kept me guessing up till the very end.

The Lullaby is a ninety-six-minute horror that was directed by Darrell Roodt and written by Tarryn-Tanille Prinsloo. It's rated UR (unrated) but has language and violence in it. The story is about a young woman, named Chloe, that is overwhelmed by the birth of her first child. Unfroutnaly, the stress is getting to Chloe and she's starting to see things. Like a scary looking old woman in a black dress popping up around the house and then there are the horrid visions of things happening to her baby. Is any of this real, is Chloe's baby in danger or could all of this just be the stress of being a new mom?

Monday, January 22, 2018

COMET TV January Giveaway: The Craft Exclusive Swag Pack!

January is here and with the start of any new year, it’s the perfect time to come up with resolutions and things to accomplish in 2018. Or you can just cast a spell… That’s what the teen witches of The Craft did and look what happened to them! Oh… Wait a minute…

The Comet TV January Pack has:

Monday, January 1, 2018

Comet TV December Giveaway: Tank Girl

COMET TV December GIVEAWAY: Tank Girl Exclusive Swag And Cult Classic Goodness!

The Comet TV December Pack has:

1 - Limited Edition Tank Girl x COMET TV T-shirt: "Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it." .... Lock and load with this exclusive Tank Girl goggle-eye tee and get ready to break necks next time you're stocking up on ammo.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Movie Review: Justice League (2017)

Well, true believers... Sorry, wrong crowd, I meant... Holy cow Batman, I just saw the Justice League movie! For those of you that have lost track, Justice League is the fifth film in the DC universe. Altogether, we got the Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016), Suicide Squad (2016), Wonder Woman (2017) and now Justice League (2017). Honestly, the DC films have not been winning me over. From Man of Steel to Batman v Superman, I've been disappointed by each of the films in one way or the other. It wasn't until the Wonder Woman movie came out that I finally saw some potential for the DC universe to become enjoyable. Wonder Woman had a lighter tone and more humor than the previous films. After Wonder Woman's success, changes were made to the Justice League movie in hopes of capturing the same audience approval as Wonder Woman. After finding out about the changes being made, I had some hope of enjoying the Justice League movie. Well, It was better than the other DC films but not as good as Wonder Woman.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Donuts (2017)

Who remembers the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)? If you do then you then you're remembering an awesome classic. Well, the tomatoes had their chance to rule the world and failed. Now it's time for another food to try to seize the day and that food is... donuts! That's right, those glazed, sprinkled, cream-filled treats have had enough. So, watch out for Attack of the Killer Donuts (2017).

Attack of the Killer Donuts is a comedy/horror that has a eighty-six minute run time and is rated NR (not rated) but has violence and language. It was directed by Scott Wheeler and written by Nathan Dalton, Chris De Christopher & Rafael Diaz-Wagner. Even though the title pretty much tells you everything you need to know about the movie, here's what you'll be getting into.