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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Movie Review: Killer Klowns From Outter Space

Do you think all clowns are bad? In May 1988, we found out found out not all are bad, but some clowns are outta this world.

Directing this 88 minute comedy/horror/sci-fi is Stephen Chiodo.

Creating some killer laughs is: Grant Cramer as Mike Tobacco, Suzanne Snyder as Debbie Stone, John Allen Nelson as Dave Hanson, John Vernon as Curtis Mooney, Christopher Titus as Bob McReed and Charles Chiodo as Klownzilla the King Klown.

A young couple finds a circus tent out in the middle of nowhere. What they find inside is no laughing matter. Their small town has been invaded by aliens that look like big twisted clowns. The only thing

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Movie Review: Lovelace

Have you ever done something in life you can't live down? In August 2013, we saw what Linda couldn't live down, but in the end she used it to help others.

Directing this 93 minute biography/drama is Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman.

Reliving the tale of Linda Lovelace is: Amanda Seyfried as Linda, Peter Sarsgaard as Chuck, Sharon Stone as Dorthy Borman, Robert Patrick as John Borman, Chris North as Anthony Romane, Bobby Cannavale as Butchie Peraino and Hank Azaria as Gerry Damiano.

Before anyone knew her, she was just Linda Borman. Then, something happened to her, and everyone came to know her as Linda Lovelace. After time spent in the porn industry, she became famous for her part in the

Monday, August 26, 2013

Movie Review: Profile of A Killer

We've all been there, that internal searching; trying to answer the question, "Who am I?" In November 2012, an individuals search lead him to some killer insight.

Directing this 108 minute thriller is Caspian Tredwell-Owen.

Some of the cast in this killer flick is: Gabriele Angieri as Saul, Joey Pollari as David, Emily Fradenburgh as Rachel, Dustin Booth as Mike Bianchi, John Kunik as Bob Fassernacht and Chandra Michaels as Marianne Aitken.

When a few bodies are found, Saul, a retired FBI profiler is called in to help one more time. Little did he know he would get a chance for an up close meeting to build his profile. Soon, everyone realizes

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Movie Review: A Thousand Cuts

When you create something for the world, is there blood on your hands when someone gets hurt because of it? In January 2013, we got a chance to sit down and watch this argument play out.

Directing this 85 minute thriller is Charles Evered.

The cast of this flick is:Michael A. Newcomer as Lance, Michael O'Keefe as Frank and Olesya Rulin as Melanie.

Lance is a famous horror director that's done very well since his first movie. He is having a huge party at his house and rubbing elbows with other high society Hollywood types when a power failure causes him to call

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Movie Review: The Last Stand

How many times have you finally gotten settled in and relaxed, when all the sudden you're running like crazy and making decisions on the go? In January 2013, that's exactly how Ray's day went.

Directing this 107 minute action/crime/thriller is Jee-Woon.

Bring the action in this thrill/kill ride is: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Ray Owens, Forest Whitaker as Agent John Bannister, Luis Guzman as Mike Figuerola, Jamie Alexander as Sarah Torrance, Rodrigo Santoro as Frank Martinez, Johnny Knoxville as Lewis Dinkum, Genesis Rodriguez as Agent Ellen Richards, Peter Stormare as Burrell and Eduaro Noriega as Gabriel Cortez.

Ray spent enough years in big city law enforcement. Now, all he wants is to be a sheriff in a small quiet town.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Movie Review: Elysium

Elysium - A place or condition of ideal happiness. Something we all search for right? In August 2013, it was a physical place, but only available to certain people.

Directing this 109 minute action/drama/sci-fi/thriller is Neil Blomkamp.

The cast showing us their futuristic world is: Matt Damon as Max, Jodie Foster as Delacourt, Sharlto Coplay as Kruger, Alice Braga as Frey, Emma Tremblay as Matilda, Wagner Moura as Spider, William Fichtner as John Carlyle and Faran Tahir as President Patel.

Earth 2154, there are two class of people, the haves and have nots. They are even more divided then you could imagine. All the wealthy or "citizens" are on a space station called Elysium, where there is no war, disease or poverty. While the immigrants (anyone not rich), are left on the over populated planet. Many try to reach the station, but are stopped by it's defense system. One day while at work

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Movie Review: 100 Bloody Acres

You know small businesses have trouble making it in the big competitive world, right? In October 2013, two brothers found a way to make their business thrive, and like always, it just took a little blood... and sweat.

Directing this 91 minute comedy/horror is Cameron Cairnes and Colin Cairnes.

Our blood covered cast is: Damon Herriman as Reg Morgan, Angus Sampson as Lindsay Morgan, Anna McGaham as Sophie, Oliver Ackland as James and Jamie Kristan as Wesley.

Brothers Reg and Lindsay run a organic fertilizer company. Because of their secret ingredient, business has been good for them. While out on a delivery, Reg comes across a ingredient they use for the fertilizer and grabs it. Then, finds three stranded individuals heading to a music festival, in need

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Movie Review: Smurfs 2

Have you ever had someone forget your birthday? How about an entire village? In July 2013, Smurfette thought at least one smurf would remember.

Directing this 105 minute animation/comedy/family/fantasy is Raja Gosnell.

Some of the smurftasic cast is: Neil Patrick Harris as Patrick, Jayma Mays as Grace, Brendan Gleeson as Victor, Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katy Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy, Anton Yelchin as Clumsy, John Oliver as Vanity, Hank Azaria as Gargamel, Christina Ricci as Vexy, J.B. Smoove as Hackus and Mr. Kinkle as Azrael with Frank Welker doing the voice for Azrael.

Gargamel's still up to his evil ways. Since he can't seem to catch a smurf he's gone to plan B, make more smurfs. Enter the naughites! Only problem is, they don't come out that smurfy shade of blue. How to turn

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Movie Review: The Heat

Have you ever wanted something really bad? In June 2013, Ashburn had her eye on a promotion, and if she can show that she can work well with others, she just might get it.

Directing this 117 minute action/comedy/crime is Paul Feig.

Bringing the heat to this flick is: Snadra Bullock as Ashburn, Melissa McCarthy as Mullins, Demian Bichir as Hale, Marlon Wayans as Levy, Michael Papport as Jason Mullins, Jane Curtain as Mrs. Mullins, Taran Killam as Adam, Michael McDonald as Julian and Thomas F. Wilson as Capt. Woods.

FBI agent Ashburn and Boston's (finest?), officer Mullins seem to be on the same case. Unfortunately, Mullins isn't really a "team player". Then again, Ashburn can't find a team that wants her. Yet, if they want to catch a drug lord, they'll need to team up and work together. If Ashburn can close the case and show the ability to work with others, it'll better her chances for a promotion. Mullins just wants

Monday, August 12, 2013

Porcelain Presence


I was recently contacted by Emily E. Bibb, and had a chance to talk with her about her film project, Porcelain Presence.

This film project started with the first draft back in the summer of 2011, which was co-written by Emily E. Bibb, Chris Jay and Nicholas Mills. As any film maker knows, making a movie is never easy. Especially without backers there giving some much needed support to the film. A backer, for those of us who don't know, is someone that provide financial or ther support to a film project. Knowing they didn't have access to this kind of support, I had to ask how they've managed this far. Come to find out, the project has been self funded this whole time by Chris Jay and Emily E. Bibb.

Now, knowing about the funding hurdle they've had to overcome, I asked what others they may have encountered:
"Getting everyone together for shoots, as many of the cast work full time, as do me and Chris - so arranging shoots around everyone being free has been very tricky! I could seriously go on for ages with this, there have been lots of different challenges to overcome, but bizarrely enough, in their own

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Movie Review: No One Lives

You've heard never judge a book by it's cover, right? In May 2013, Flynn
thought this couple was an easy read, nice and weak. He couldn't have be more wrong.

Directing this 86 minute horror/thriller is Ryuhei Kitamura.

Keeping the blood flowing in this flick is: Luke Evans as Driver, America Oliva as Tamara, Lee Tergesen as Hoag, Derek Magyar as Flynn, Beau Knapp as Denny, Lindsey Shaw as Amber, Adelaide Clemens as Emma and George (Brodus Clay) Murdoch as Ethan.

A bite of food and then back on the road turns into an awkward moment for a couple after a run-in with a stranger. After the stranger's friends broke up the situation and apologized, the group left. Unfortunately, this won't be the last run-in the couple has with the group. This time they've been taken captive, and their

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Movie Review: The Wolverine

Do you think time heals all wounds? In July 2013, we found out time can heal some, but it can also make some wounds worse...

Directing this 126 minute action/adventure/fantasy is James Mangold.

Some of the faces you'll see are: Hugh Jackman as Logan, Tao Okamoto as Mariko, Rila Fukushima as Yukio, Hiroyuki Sanada as Shingen, Svetlana Khodchenkova as Viper, Brian Tee as Noburo, Hal Yamanouchi as Yashida, Will Yun Lee as Harada and Framke Janssen as Jean Grey. With appearances by Ian McKellen as Magneto and Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier.

A life once saved years ago has come calling on Logan, so a debt can be re-payed. Yashida has never forgotten what happened to him and Logan that day. With time running out, Logan travels to Japan to see Yashida on his death bed. While there, a twisted turn of events challenges Logan like never before, bringing

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Movie Review: R.I.P.D.

Have you ever wondered what happens after
you die? In July 2013, Nick unfortunately found out, and it wasn't what he expected.

Directing this 96 minute action/comedy/crime/fantasy is Robert Schwentke.

Some of the names packing the cast list is: Jeff Bridges as Roy, Ryan Reynolds as Nick, Kevin Bacon as Hayes, Mary-Louise Parker as Procter, Stephanie Szostak as Julia, James Hong as Nick's Avatar and Marisa Miller as Roy's Avatar.

During a shootout, a police officer named Nick is killed. When he wakes up he's in the R.I.P.D. (Rest In Peace Department), an agency of cops that patrol the afterlife. When the dead refuse to cross-over they come back as monsters, and the R.I.P.D. shows up to bust em. Nick and his partner Roy, an ex-U.S. Marshal from the 1800's, have stumbled on to a case. For some reason the undead or Deados,

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Movie Review: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

You hear about the fight between good and evil, but have you ever been face-to-face with evil, in the middle of the fight? In January 1995, five souls wound up in that exact situation.

Directing this 92 minute comedy/horror/thriller is Ernest R. Dickerson.

Trying to survive the night is: John Kassir as the voice of The Crypt Keeper, Billy Zane as The Collector, William Sadler as Brayker, Jada Pinkett Smith as Jeryline, CCH Pounder as Irene, Brenda Bakke as Cordelia, Dick Miller as Uncle Willy, Thomas Haden Church as Roach, Charles Fleischer as Wally Enfield, Gary Farmer as Deputy Bob Martel and Ryan O'Donohue as Danny.

Brayker is on the run, trying to keep a key from falling into the wrong hands. This key, the last of it's kind, keeps the ultimate chaos locked away. If the demon known as the Collector, can retrieve it, hell

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Movie Review: Despicable Me 2

We all know kids can be a handful right? In
July 2013, Gru not only has
his three girls, but two handfulls of minions to keep safe.

Directing this 98 minute animation/comedy/crime is Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud.

Here's some of the cast lending their voices: Steve Carell as Gru, Miranda Cosgrove as Margo, Elsie Fisher as Agnes, Dana Gaier as Edith, Kristen Wiig as Lucy, Russell Brand as Dr. Nefario, Steve Coogan as Silas Rambottom and Benjamin Bratt as Eduardo/El Macho.

Gru has got his hands full with the kids, minions and starting a jam business, since his turn around to the honest life. After his run in with a stranger named Lucy, he's taken to the Anti-Villain League where they explain the need for a ex-super villain to help capture a super villain. After some thought, he jumps into his undercover role looking to catch the bad guy who's stolen the PX - 41 from a secret