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Friday, May 30, 2014

Movie Review: Bad Johnson

Do you think a womanizer can have a change of heart? In May 2014, Rich didn't really have a choice to change, especially after he lost his drive for it.
 
Directing this 88 minute comedy/fantasy is Huck Botko.

Busy being bad is: Cam Gigandet as Rich Johnson, Nick Thune as Rich's Penis, Katherine Cunningham as Lindsay Young and Kevin Miller as Josh Nelson.

Cam has a problem: No matter how hard he tries, he just can't seem to say no to women. Not that this is a bad thing, except Cam is usually in a relationship when he should be saying no. Well, all this womanizing

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Movie Review: X-Men: Days of Future Past

If you had a chance to stop a huge disaster in the future would you? In May 2014, we watched as the only hope the future had... was the past.

Directing this 131 minute action/adventure/fantasy/sci-fi is Bryan Singer.

Fighting for the future is: Hugh Jackman as Logan/Wolverine, James McAvoy as Charles Xavier, Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr, Jennifer Lawrence as Raven/Mystique, Nicholas Hoult as Hank/Beast, Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde, Peter Dinklage as Dr. Bolivar Trask, Shawn Ashmore as Bobby/Iceman, Evan Peters as Peter/Quicksliver, Josh Helman as Maj. Bill Stryker, Ian McKellen as Magneto and Patrick Stewart as Professor X.  With appereances by: Halle Berry as Storm, Daniel Cudmore as Colossus, Kelsey Grammer as Hank/Beast, Anna Paquin as Rogue, Famke Janssen as Jean Grey, James Marsden as Scott Summers.

In the future, all those that harbor the mutant gene are being hunted down by robots called Sentinels. This hard fought war between mutant and Sentinel has taken it's toll, leaving only a few mutants to continue the

Friday, May 23, 2014

Movie Review: Lego Batman The Movie DC Superheroes Unite

Have you ever been in need of help, but didn't want to ask for it? In May 2013, Batman found out that sometimes a little help from your friends isn't such a bad thing.

Directing this 71 minute animation/action/adventure is Jon Burton.

Some of the voice cast is: Troy Baker as Bruce Wayne/Batman/Two-Face/Brainiac, Travis Willingham as Clark Kent/Superman, Charlie Schlatter as Robin/The Flash, Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor and Christopher Corey Smith as The Joker.

Yet again Gotham is in danger, this time the evil it's facing is Lex Luthor and the Joker. After Lex breaks the Joker and the rest of the super villains out of prison, Batman and Robin find they have their hands full trying

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Movie Review: Godzilla (2014)

Could nuclear radiation create something we've never seen before? In May 2014, we found out the answer was yes, and what was created was monstrous.

Directing this 123 minute action/adventure/sci-fi Gareth Edwards.

Dodging disaster is: Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Ford Brody, Ken Watanabe as Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, Elizabeth Olsen as Elle Brody, Bryan Cranston as Joe Brody, David Strathairn as Admiral William Stenz, Richard T. Jones as Captain Russell Hampton, Carson Bolde as Sam Brody and Sally Hawkins as Vivienne Graham.

Scientists Ishiro and Vivienne found not only a colossal skeleton but two egg shaped pods in a quarry in the Philippines. One of the eggs has hatched and whatever was in it had found it's way to the sea. Could

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Movie Review: Bruiser

What do you do when you finally hit your breaking point and can't take anymore in life? In February 2000, Henry hit that point, and then things got weird...

Directing this 99 minute thriller/horror is George A. Romero.

Some of the cast is: Jason Flemyng as Henry Creedlow, Nina Garbiras as Janine Creedlow, Peter Stormare as Miles Styles, Leslie Hope as Rosemary Newley and Tom Atkins as Detective McCleary.

 Henry has been pushed around by almost everyone in his life. Respect is a hard thing to find when it comes to his wife, friends, boss or even his dog. Henry believed in following the rules, keeping your head down and

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Movie Review: Transcendence


 Watching a loved one die, would you take a chance to save them, even if you weren't sure it would work? In April 2014, Evelyn just wanted to save her husband's life. Problem is, no one knows if it worked or not.

Directing this 119 minute drama/mystery/sci-fi/thriller is Wally Pfister.

Transcending this film is: Johnny Depp as Will Caster, Rebecca Hall as Evelyn Caster, Paul Bettany as Max Waters, Kate Mara as Bree, Morgan Freeman as Joseph Tagger, Clifton Collins Jr. as Martin and Cole Hauser as Colonel Stevens.

Scientist, Will Caster, is a well known researcher in the field of artificial intelligence. He wants to create a sentient computer, something with a collective intelligence and human emotion. This work has gained him the attention of the scientific world, and some individuals that don't agree with what Will is doing. As Will works

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Movie Review: Mother's Day (2010)

When you're scared and don't know what to do, who do you call for help? In May 2010, Ike knew one person that could make everything better... dear ol' mom.

Directing this 112 minute crime/drama/thriller/horror is Darren Lynn Bousman.

The cast is: Rebecca De Mornay as Natalie "Mother" Koffin, Patrick John Flueger as Izaak "Ike" Koffin, Warren Kloe as Addley Koffin, Deborah Ann Woll as Lydia Koffin, Matt O'Leary as Jonathan "Johnny" Koffin, Jaime King as Beth Sophapi, Frank Grillo as Daniel Sohapi, Shawn Ashmore as George Barnum, Lyriq Bent as Treshawn Jackson. With an appearence by Llyod Kaufman as Morgage Broker # 1.

The Koffin boys: Ike, Addley and Johnny, are on the run and trying to hide from the cops. So Ike makes the decision to take his brothers back home and figure out the rest when they get there. What Ike doesn't know is the house the Koffin family once called home sweet home... isn't their home anymore. Now the new home

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Movie Review: Afflicted

What do you do when you are stuck far from home and your friend needs help? In April 2014, Clif tried the best he could, but the help he needed, he couldn't get.

Directing this 85 minute horror/thriller is Derek Lee and Clif Prowse.

Starring in this adventure is: Derek Lee as Himself, Clif Prowse as Himself and Baya Rehaz as Audrey.

Clif and Derek are childhood friends that have been planning this trip for a long time. Together, these guys are going to travel the world and film everything for their web series, Ends of the World. With everything

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Movie Review: Neighbors

How do you make peace with your neighbors once you've had a falling out? In May 2014, we found out, apparently you don't!

Directing this 96 minute comedy is Nicholas Stoller.

Just trying to be good neighbors is: Seth Rogen as Mac Radner, Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner, Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders, Dave Franco as Pete, Elise and Zoey Vargas as Stella, Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy, Carla Gallo as Paula, Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie and Jerrod Carmichael as Garf.

Mac and Rose are new to the parenting world, but are doing pretty good. Even though they don't hang out with their friends as much or party like they used too, they're happy. That is until the Delta Psi fraternity moved in right next door to them, then they started to worry a bit. While watching the guys move in, Mac

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Movie Review: Brick Mansions

Would you risk everything to finally dish out some long overdue revenge? In April 2014, Damien wanted to pay Tremaine back for what he did to his father and this may be his last chance to do it.

Directing this 90 minute action/crime/drama is Camille Delamarre.

Surviving the Mansions is: Paul Walker as Damien Collier, David Belle as Lino, RZA as Tremaine Alexander, Catalina Denis as Lola, Ayisha Issa as Rayzah, Gouchy Boy as K2, Robert Maillet as Yeti and Richard Zeman as Major Reno, Bruce Ramsay as Mayor.

Damien is a Detroit cop that has been on the trail of a crime lord named Tremaine for a long time. Tremaine has always been untouchable. Now, Damien gets another chance to catch Tremaine when he's sent into the

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Movie Review: The Penny Dreadful Picture Show

Is it so bad to want to find true love? In October 2013, we watched as Penny went through a couple of dates to find the right guy.

Directing this 101 minute horror is Leigh Scott.

The frightful cast is: Eliza Swenson as Penny Dreadful, Collin Galyean as Ned/Jerry, Dillon Geyselaers as Wolfboy, Tyler Hollinger as Husband, Elizabeth Masucci as Wife, Samantha Soule as Alice, Lucky Gretzinger as Charlie, Ramona Malory as Jez, Jason Griffith as Clive, Josh Hammond as Ron, Benjamin Kanes as Jack, Brandon Stacy as Jimmy, Alexis Lacono as Nancy, Devanny Pinn as June, Eliza Swenson as Betty, Barry Ratcliffe as Billy Jack, Liz Doughlas as Mom, Al Snow as Cody, Jeffery Combs as Brady, Kristina Page as Candy, Nicholas Theodoseau as Rusty and Sid Haig.

Penny is looking for true love's kiss, so she's arranged a few dates to come over to her place. Since Penny loves movies, she's going to treat her dates to some free flicks while she finds out if one of these lucky guys is

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

What do you do when you have to pick between what you want and
what you have to do? In May 2014, one hero realized that having a personal life and being a crime fighter... just doesn't go well together.

Directing this 142 minute action/adventure/fantasy is Marc Webb.

Helping tell this heroic tale is: Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, Jamie Foxx as Max Dillon/Electro, Dane DeHaan as Harry Osborn/Green Goblin, Sally Field as Aunt May, Paul Giamatti as Aleksei Sytsevich. With appearences by Chris Cooper as Norman Osborn and Denis Leary as Captain Stacy.

After the loss of Gwen's dad, Captain Stacy, Peter has had some trouble trying to juggle his private life and crime fighting. Haunted by the words of Gwen's dad, Peter knows that the people around him could always be in danger. Yet, how do you let go of the one you love, even when you know you