Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Movie Review: A Million Ways To Die In The West

Do you think you could win in a gun duel? In May 2014, Albert knew he couldn't, so he tried talking his way out of it...

Directing this 116 minute western/comedy is Seth MacFarlane.

Kicking up some dust in town is: Seth MacFarlane as Albert, Charlize Theron as Anna, Amanda Seyfried as Louise, Neil Patrick Harris as Foy, Giovanni Ribisi as Edward, Sarah Silverman as Ruth and Liam Neeson as Clinch.

Albert is a simple sheep farmer that knows all too well the dangers of living in the old west. Yet, one of the few things that makes Albert's life worth it is his girlfriend Louise. So it came as a big surprise to Albert when Louise dumped him after his cowardly move during a gun duel. Shattered and depressed, Albert decides

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Movie Review: Rise of the Guaudians

Do you work well with others? In November 2012, Jack was always a loner, but now that's about to change.

Directing this 97 minute animation/adventure/family/fantasy is Peter Ramsey.

Lending their voices to the characters are: Chris Pine as Jack Frost, Alec Baldwin as North, Isla Fisher as Tooth, Hugh Jackman as Bunny, Dakota Goyo as Jamie Bennett and Jude Law as Pitch.

There is an evil plan in the works that threats the safety of the children all over the world. Luckily when there's such trouble,  the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and the Sandman come together to protect the children. These immortal individuals form the Guardians to fight off evil. Once everyone realizes it's Pitch

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Movie Review: Ghost of Goodnight Lane

What do you do when a ghost traps you in a building? In March 2014, we watched as a group of co-workers tried to stay alive and find a way out. 

Directing this 96 minute comedy/horror is Alin Bijan.

Billy Zane as Alan, Lynn Andrews III as Amin, Lacey Chabert as Dani, Matt Dallas as Ben, Adam Whittington as Johnny, Alisha Revel as Jeanie, Christine Bently as Larurel Mattews, Danielle Harris as Chloe, Brina Palencia as Micah, John Franklin as Nico, Richard Tyson as Ron, Allyn Carrell as Thelma, and Sophia Arias as Carly.

After the sudden death of their co-worker Ron, the rest of the crew at the film studio tries to keep it together to finish one more job. As if starting the work day off with Ron's death wasn't bad enough, a sudden visit

Friday, June 13, 2014

Moive Review: Wer

What do you do when you come face to face with something that you thought didn't exist? In November 2013, Kate couldn't do anything else... but believe now.

Directing this 89 minute horror/mystery/thriller is William Brent Bell.

Spinning this tale is: A.J. Cook as Kate Moore, Vik Sahay as Eric Sarin, Simon Quarterman as Gavin Flemyng, Brian Scott O'Connor as Talan Gwynek, Sebastian Roche as Klaus Pistor and Camelia Maxium as Mrs. Gwynek.

Defense attorney Kate Moore is trying to help her client Talan when he's accused of murdering a family. Even though the evidence points in Talan's direction, Kate thinks he's innocent and is trying everything she

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Movie Review: Edge of Tomorrow

What would you do if every time you died the day started over? In June 2014, we watched as Cage tried to figure out why this was happening, and how to stop it.

Directing this 113 minute action/sci-fi is Doug Liman.

Making their way through this do-over is: Tom Criuse as Cage, Emily Blunt as Rita, Bill Paxton as Master Sergeant Farell, Brendan Gleeson as General Brigham, Jonas Armstrong as Skinner, Tony Way as Kimmel, Kick Gurry as Griff, Franz Drameh as Ford, Charlotte Riley as Nance, Dragomir Mrsic as Kuntz and Noah Taylor as Dr. Carter.

After the alien invasion a war broke out, and for 5 years that war has been going on. As the aliens or Mimics (as we call them) get a better foot hold, humanity comes up with an exoskeleton power armor in hopes of turning the tides in battle. Spokesman Major William Cage has done a lot of face time in front of the cameras

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Movie Review: Blended

Do you believe you only get one true love in life? In May 2014, that's what Jim thought, then he met Lauren.

Directing this 117 minute comedy is Frank Coraci.

Blending their talents on screen is: Adam Sandler as Jim, Drew Barrymore as Lauren, Wendi McLendon-Covey as Jen, Bella Thorne as Hilary, Emma Fuhrmann as Espn, Alyvia Alyn Lind as Lou, Braxton Beckham as Brendan, Kyle Red Silverstein as Tyler, Abdoulaye NGom as Mfana,  Joel McHale as Mark, Terry Crews as Nickens and Shaquille O'Neal as Doug.

Jim (father of 3) and Lauren (mother of 2), met each other on a blind date. In Lauren's opinion, it wasn't the best date she's ever been on. Not that Jim thought too highly of Lauren either. So, it's no surprise that both

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Movie Review: Maleficent

Do you believe a broken heart can make people do hurtful things? In May 2014, we found out the answer was yes, but sometimes we do things we regret.

Directing this 97 minute action/adventure/family/fantasy/romance is Robert Stromberg.

Telling this magical tale is: Angelina Jolie as Maleficent, Elle Fanning as Aurora, Sharlto Copley as Stefan, Janet McTeer as Narrator (voice), Lesley Manville as Flittle, Imelda Staunton as Knotgrass, Juno Temple as Thistletwit, Sam Riley as Diaval, Isobelle Molloy as Young Maleficent, and Michael Higgins as Young Stefan.

A betrayed and wounded fairy found an opportunity for a little revenge, and all it took was a curse. A curse on a baby that would transpire on her 16th birthday. The only way that the curse could be lifted... was by true love's kiss.

This is one of the 2014 movies that a lot of people have been looking forward to watching, myself included.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Movie Review: Hazmat (2013)

What happens when you push an unstable person too far? In August 2013, Jacob started pushing back... with an axe.

Directing this 80 minute horror/thriller is Lou Simon.

The cast is: Norbert Velez as Jacob/Hazmat, Reggie Peters as Adam, Daniela Larez as Carla, Gema Calero as Melanie, Todd Bruno as David, Aniela McGuinness as Brenda, Giordan Diaz as Gary, Tom Stedham as Steven, Mario Nalini as Tim and Dennis Spain as Ed.

A reality show is giving Adam a chance to scare his friend Jacob straight, in hopes of helping him. Unfortunately plans take a turn for the worse when what was supposed to be fake becomes horrifically real.

So, writer and director Lou Simon penned out and filmed what she thought (I'm sure) would be a little slasher trick for us all. Unfortunately, that's the last time I will be referring to this flick as a treat,